Earlated 

To occur early or before

Because her birthday wasn't for another two days, and I wouldn't get to see her on her birthday, I wished her a happy earlated birthday

Earlated by ABC_easy_as_123 February 15, 2010

Earland 

The art of loosing your virginity with a quick shag behind highstreet stores, such as tesco's or for a classier bang, waitrose.

"Well kids, loosing my virginity is an interesting story. Basically, I did an Earland..."

Earland by capslock78888 January 23, 2012

Earlate 

Anywhere between the hours of 4am and 7am. When you've been up all night and it's getting late, but technically it's early. The mixture of early and late.

I looked at the clock, it was 5am, it sure is earlate. :)

Earlate by Zabrina February 21, 2006

Earlashes 

The annoying little hairs that grow visibly inside men's ears beginning in their mid to late '50s.

At the barber-"Get those earlashes while you're at it."

Earlashes by Watersnake February 8, 2008

Earlzilla 

An Earlzilla is the mother of a bride who literally makes anything and everything she can more difficult then it needs to be. Even if the bride herself is easy going and easily satisfied, an Earlzilla will try to make even the simplest task more complicated

“The bride to be was very easy to work with, but she had an Earlzilla as a mother, so the easiest of tasks seemed to have become very difficult in every way possible”

Earlzilla by Earlzilla June 22, 2020

Earlz 

hydrocodones,Vicodin, Lortabs or other forms of prescription pain pills

Somebody get me some Damn EARLZ Quick! Im Fukn Dying HERE!

Earlz by Anonymous Rox December 11, 2007

Eargazm

A state of ultimate pleasure given to your dog by rubbing the inside of his/her ears. Build-up includes eyes slightly closed, heavy breathing, and finally uncontrollable kicking of one more more rear leg.

I was hanging with Kozmo rubbing his ears. He almost fell over when I gave him an eargazm.

Eargazm by eddddddddddddd February 1, 2009