This is the religious cult that praise the newly peirced ear. we spread the word of the sacred book, "the d.i.y ear piercing manual" which is the foundation of our religion. we will not be opressed, we will not be stopped for one day we will be bigger than the jews (if we arent already...)
Crosby: let us praise the ear of aoife...
Onaed: yes. then we shall mock the jews.
Some Jew: leave me alone.....earism IS cool though...
Earsula- Cleans 24/7 and will cook for you. Don’t get on her nerves or she will yell the fuck out of you or get mad. Has a lot of weapons and dreams for sharp weapons. Cares a lot as long as you respect her and don’t get on her nerves then she will be nice and show love. Earsula also loves to drink and party, Curses a lot but still follows god.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.