Ear butter 

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)

"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"

Ear butter by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017

Earbutt 

When a person has their headphones/earbuds in a public place and someone else rudely interrupts/butts in.

Rachel is sitting on the bus listening to Lady Gaga.
Mike: Hey what's the weather like tomorrow?
Rachel: Dude, stop earbutting!!

Earbutt by 541465168198741 June 29, 2018

embutterment 

The act of putting butter on something, usually bread.

We all sat around the TV to watch the embutterment of the royal rye bread by Queen Elizabeth II.

embutterment by Seshie January 20, 2020

ear butter 

A copious amount of earwax

I can't hear you cuz I gots the ear butter, yo.

ear butter by cybertoothhellcat November 12, 2007

earbummer 

when a wet dick goes in your ear

Im not in the mood for an earbummer right now.

earbummer by jackie and lindsay October 24, 2003

earbiter 

some autistic bombaclut that grips lucy and liyla

is the dinosour guy a earbiter

earbiter by buttplug765 April 22, 2024