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ear plug
were someone who has peirced their ears, gauges them up in sizes, then replaces the tapered gaugers with little tubbe like things that look awesome.
me: hey look, that person totally gauged their ears up.
other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs
me: yeah its fucking awesome
other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs
me: yeah its fucking awesome
ear plug by X a v i e r. May 31, 2009
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ear plug
when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves
ear plug by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004
alabama ear plug
when you need your GF to not listen to what you're about to say so you come in her ear...an Alabama Earplug
alabama ear plug by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015
The Ear Plug
When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.
The Ear Plug by G.M.H. November 4, 2009
Mexican ear plug
the act of ejaculating in the auditory orifice(ear) of an unconcous person and letting it dry over night
Mexican ear plug by jizz o man January 29, 2009
Ivory Ear Plug
"I went to cum on her face and I accidently gave her an Ivory Ear Plug and she couldn't hear out of that ear for like an hour"
Ivory Ear Plug by Jessie M October 12, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.