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n. Someone who flirts on social networking sites, chats, etc. and promises to be a potential date but never comes thru.

etymology similar to e-mail, e-book, etc.
Guy1: I've been chatting with this chick for a while.

Guy2: Did you ask her out yet?

Guy1: No man, she's such an e-tease.

Guy2: ah, sorry bro yeah I know how that feels.
e-tease by anikrou March 3, 2009
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E-tease wa tities 

It is what it is.
Guess the gibberish - e-tease wa tities

Dude- it is what it is
E-tease wa tities by Karnail27 July 17, 2021
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E-Teasing 

Teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i.e. couldnt be arsed with foreplay
I spent 20 minutes on Redtube last night E-Teasing myself before I tackled the missus
E-Teasing by 6dia6hal6 March 24, 2012
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026