You make yourself super lightheaded by breathing in and out really fast, then stand up while somebody suffocates your from behind. You pass out and wake back up hallucinating balls.
Heeve ho, heeve ho, -stands up and strangled-
Nerd 2: Hit him with an e-bomb
-Jock returns home and logs on-
Jock: WTF!!!! #&&!!!!@@&#!!*@**!!!!!#@*!!!!!