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A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.
My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.
by juxtaposer March 12, 2009
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1. The term is commonly used to describe someone who has been binge whipping (Over extended, consecutive use of N2O) or overuse of ecstasy among other drugs.

2. The state of mind after using/abusing any intoxicating substance, resulting in loss of mental capacity, lack of rational thought in its entirety, and the inability to control movement but not always including bodily functions ie the Excretory system.
Dude#1: "Man, that nitrous whore did like 150 whippets in 30 minutes last week!"
Dude#2: "Ya, he's a god-damned etard now"
by Sean McCoy November 17, 2004
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Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.
Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"
by OBrex05 August 30, 2009
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Some one who has taken so much E that his skull is entirely empty
by L February 25, 2003
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A dumb person one would meet on the internet.
"AOLers are total e-tards."
by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003
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Someone who is burnt out or displays severe cognitive deficits due to overuse of the club drub MDMA aka ecstasy.
Jim used to be a cool guy on a path to success but now he is just an e-tard.
by skarz January 10, 2010
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a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.
look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!
by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003
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