e-retarded 

Any word, person, place or thing that exhibits the quality of being retarded in a digital environment. Note that this includes anything prepending letters to words that don't belong there, e.g. e-tact.

Bob thought that all of these new-fangled and completely unnecessary words were just a little bit e-retarded.

e-retarded by clandestine March 25, 2005

Eret 

He's a very wholesome and friendly Twitch streamer. One of the best Minecrafters of this generation. A literal legend.

"Hey, who's your favorite Twitch streamer?"
"Oh, it's Eret. King shit no cap."

Eret by thoughtrxform September 20, 2020

Eret 

An amazing twitch streamer who has helped so many in their life however is also a traitor and a bitch boy in the nicest way possible :)
Eret uses all pronouns and is a bi icon so we should all hail them.

1: Have you watched Eret's new stream
2: No who is that
1: You uncultured human being, Eret is the coolest person ever and we should all hail their streams
2: O-Okay bye then
1: I guess I was never meant to be friends with you

Eret by SpareAgate June 12, 2021

The_eret 

A streamer on twitch who is apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He is very kind and wholesome. He mostly streams Minecraft and likes to react to some animations that the fans have made. Even though his username is Eret we call him our bi king.

The_eret is our Bi king and we love him.

The_eret by Airh January 1, 2021

Eretiquette 

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).

Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."

Eretiquette by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010

Eret 

A Dream SMP member who is very nice, wholesome, caring, basically any good trait. If you're an Eret fan I already fucking love you. He is bisexual, has an unlabeled gender, and goes by any pronouns besides it/its. They are known for being the first traitor of L'manburg and the person who originally said "it was never meant to be." Her community is just awesome and I couldn't wish for a better community. Also known for wearing a strawberry dress and the term "bicon" is commonly used by their community to describe them.

Person 1: Yooo Eret is going to drop merch on Tuesday, June 21st. I can't wait!
Person 2: I forgot, you're an Eret fan. Isn't he homophobic though?
Person 1: My favorite quotes HAS to be "fuck gays, thatt's kinda the point, thanks for explaining it to me."
Person 2: huh?

Eret by genderfluid_mess June 18, 2022

Eret 

a mean person who betrays others in war

Guy 1: Hey they look nice, lets be friends with them.
Guy 2: No, they're an Eret. They betrayed me in war. They're the reason i have this battle scar on me. They ruined my life. *dramatic sob*
Guy 1: oh.

Eret by 69funnynumber August 24, 2020