Skip to main content

e baller 

E-Baller: a self-hating, negative, insecure, creepy, friend-lacking, person that grows “balls” on the internet that they do not have in real life in order to spend their sad life posting hateful comments about others to feel some level of importance.
lovebscott.com
dude, if i wasnt on the other side of the country and not sitting on my fat ass in my moms basement drinking orange soda, i would kick your ass! because im a total e baller.
e baller by B.Scott January 11, 2008
e baller mug front
Get the e baller mug.
See more merch
a loser who goes on the Internet and makes hateful comments (racist, homophobic, etc.), but in reality, they don't have the balls to say the same comments to people's faces. It is said they grow e-balls.

Term coined by YouTube personality B. Scott
E-baller: N*iggers and F*gs should die.
Person: No, you should die, f*cking e-baller.
e-baller by Scheherazade Angel March 2, 2008
Related Words
e-baller e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola e-man E.S.P.
Someone who is infected with ebola but still a pretty chill dude.
That E-Baller is dying but he's a down dude.
E-baller by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017
A baller who reached baller status due to computer savvy, an idea requiring little money (ie Google's CEO) or a calculated risk in securing a loan or cash infusion for said idea based on having a proverbial ball already rolling, when the implicated loan was actually necessary to get the ball rolling in the first place.

Not to be confused with an e-thug

In short, one who made their fortune from the computer market.
Wow, that Dirty Sanchez from BangBus is an e-baller for real.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026