To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
by Railin' August 8, 2008
by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010
A group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. Often include people such as: the slutty barbie, the jarhead, the wiseass comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the slutty barbie but is obviously wrong, the Star Wars nerd, and the one person who's health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.
Mike: "You're all insane, I don't understand why they don't kill each other."
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"
Liz: "We're all just one big dysfunctional family!"
by LeesusFreak February 8, 2010
by Brewster Molis May 25, 2011
by Spook404 January 30, 2020
You are at the airport and your wireless card does not get a signal or your wifi antenna is out of range. You now have connectile dysfunction.
by carmelatrix February 5, 2007
A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.
A known cure has not been found.
A known cure has not been found.
That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring
by eleanor eleanor eleanor September 28, 2007