Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of
articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans,
politicians.
It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly
complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve
manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely
calibrated the Light Amplification by
Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"