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Call of Duty'd 

When you're playing so much Call of Duty that you forget about your Spanish class.
Andy: Don't you have spanish class right now?

Steve: Shit, I forgot all about it, can you give me a ride?

Andy: Fine, let's go.

Dan: That dumbass just got call of duty'd!
Call of Duty'd by Apartment 27 December 12, 2009

duty deros 

Older Military term for Duty Ended Return from Overseas aka you are going home!
Hey, I have my duty DEROS orders! Free at last!!!
duty deros by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020

Duty Dollar

A paper dollar bill used to wipe your ass if you happen to run out of toilet paper and have some "mad" money on you. Recyclable and washable , also good for the environment.
It was Bucks lucky day! There was only one gas station in 100 miles and he had to take the worst dump. He ran into the bathroom and pooped so quickly he didn't happen to notice the toilet paper was all gone. Luckily he had shoved a duty dollar in the front of his overalls in the pocket after getting a fish sandwich from the previous gas station.
Duty Dollar by Von Hexel February 27, 2019

Duty Dome 

The act of receiving head/blowjob while playing Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Why is he playing so well? I think because he is getting Duty Dome
Duty Dome by Darkstar8659 February 12, 2008

Call Of Duty Depression 

When a person does not play Call Of Duty for extended periods of time.
Symptoms may include: Sleepless nights, crying in corners, and COD dreams. In more severe cases usually 2+ weeks without COD, a person might start to think their reality is Call Of Duty. They may think a broom is a Barrett .50 Cal or a butter knife is a melee knife.
Mom: I am taking away your Call Of Duty!
Kid: No mom you can't! I don't want Call Of Duty Depression!
Mom: What?
Kid: Sorry mom I wont be able to sleep and I will have bad dreams about COD.
Mom: What?
Kid: YOU CAN PREVENT THIS HORRIBLE THING FROM HAPPENING MOM!
Call Of Duty Depression by ORRZ24 December 18, 2010

Call of Duty Dick Rider 

One who plays nothing but Call of Duty and can not accept the fact that Battlefield is way better just because the ride it's dick and just buy it because it's title say CALL OF DUTY and because a new one is made every year.
Friend: Yea, so you gonna get that mw3.
Me: Nope, that's a waste of money, bf3 is badass.
Friend: Battlefield sucks. everyone's turning in their copy for mw3.
Me: It's because you and everyone else are "Call of Duty Dick Riders".
Call of Duty Dick Rider by tmerc November 15, 2011