Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

dead guy duties by Goonz March 8, 2013

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dustied

When you text or message a female, "Hey, hey, hey" repeaditly. If she doesn't respond you send negative comments to her. Such as "well fuck you then you selfish bitch ass whore". Then you throw a tantrum saying how cool you are and how you party hard and show her a pic of the abs she missing out on being a stuck up bitch..

Girl: some weird ass creep predator blew up my inbox when I said I was married he flipped out calling me names.
Girl 2: damn girl he dustied you.

dustied by headbangerz July 2, 2019

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bathroomly duties

A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.

Chauncey Throckmorton:

I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!

Winston Douchington:

Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?

Chauncey Throckmorton:

Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.

Winston Douchington:

Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!

bathroomly duties by whimzzical July 13, 2010

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Womanly Duties

Babying and cuddling your significant other, waiting on them hand and foot, giving them everything they want and desire. See wifely duties

When your boyfriend is sick it is a must that you unleash your womanly duties in them.

Womanly Duties by JustTheDriver March 19, 2020

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