| 1. | Whistle!! | ||
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A supery dupery manga all about the beautiful game (football, or "soccer" to you yank types). Puts a spin onto football that most hooligan fans here in merry old england seem to ignore, like working your arse off just to get into your school team. unfortunately, because of this, they feel the need to throw racial slurs at foreign players during matches, and act all high and mighty, quoting such classics as "I coulda dun that wiv me eyes closd!!". The manga is about the story of a young boy named Shou, who, when he fails to get into his school's team (which happens to be the best around), gives up his private education and opts for a public school instead, and makes it into their team instead. Unfortunately, they suck. And, in their first tournament game, they are drawn against Shou's old school, the greatest around, Musashinomori High. They do put up a tremendous fight, an unfortunately lose 3-2. I could go on all day, but you should go read it yourself, cos it iz teh shit!! hey, yo, i jus bought volume 6 of Whistle!!, and it rox like a ton of pebbles in a hamm-ock!!
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| 2. | halliburton | ||
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The act of making a fraud or doing a ripoff That con job yesterday was a real halliburton.
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| 3. | Football bat | ||
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When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat." Because you don't use a bat in football. See also, tennis helmet. I'm thinking of switching to FaceBook 'cuz MicePace is getting gayer than a football bat.
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| 4. | BOOMdoggle | ||
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boom·dog·gle -noun
(BOOM!-doggle) Pronounced: boom-dog-uhl 1. robbing Peter to pay Paul blows up in your face! 2. to rob or attempt to deceive the public: to boomdoggle home buyers into buying "over their budget" by offering low interest rates and no money down. Can throwing large amounts of federal money at public works projects jump-start our economy and lead to prosperity or only result in an expensive and wasteful boomdoggle.
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| 5. | The Samboni Surprise | ||
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Background: A proven defensive strategy in ultimate frisbee, occurring when the defensive team dupes the offensive team to throw a floaty huck to a seemingly "wide-open" receiver. more...
Setup: A player on the defensive team stays back on the kickoff, while the other six players on the defensive team run down the field and match up in man-man defense. The defensive player that did not run down stands near the live sideline, and pretends to not pay attention to the action on the field. The Play: Once an offensive cutter starts to go deep, his defender releases and the offensive player appears to be wide open. As the offensive thrower gains recognition of his teammate streaking deep unguarded, he is beside himself with joy and locks in on his receiver. As he winds up for a shot of glory, the thrower has one last thought before he releases the disc, "Man, he is so wide open. I better not overthrow this guy. All I got to do is float it." The pins are set as this last minute thought changes the trajectory of the thrower's huck. The defensive player that didn't run down on the kickoff, stops eating a turkey sub and springs into action. The offensive cutter at this point is trotting to meet the floaty disc with a waist-high pancake catch. He does not sense the poaching defender's presence until it's too late. The poaching defender follows to sky the bejeezus out of the lackadaisical cutter resulting in a change of possession. There are no recorded accounts of this play ever failing. |
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| 6. | The Samboni Surprise | ||
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Background: A proven defensive strategy in ultimate frisbee, occurring when the defensive team dupes the offensive team to throw a floaty huck to a seemingly "wide-open" receiver. more...
Setup: A player on the defensive team stays back on the kickoff, while the other six players on the defensive team run down the field and match up in man-man defense. The defensive player that did not run down stands near the live sideline, and pretends to not pay attention to the action on the field. The Play: Once an offensive cutter starts to go deep, his defender releases and the offensive player appears to be wide open. As the offensive thrower gains recognition of his teammate streaking deep unguarded, he is beside himself with joy and locks in on his receiver. As he winds up for a shot of glory, the thrower has one last thought before he releases the disc, "Man, he is so wide open. I better not overthrow this guy. All I got to do is float it." The pins are set as this last minute thought changes the trajectory of the thrower's huck. The defensive player that didn't run down on the kickoff, stops eating a turkey sub and springs into action. The offensive cutter at this point is trotting to meet the floaty disc with a waist-high pancake catch. He does not sense the poaching defender's presence until it's too late. The poaching defender follows to sky the bejeezus out of the lackadaisical cutter resulting in a change of possession. There are no recorded accounts of this play ever failing. |
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| 7. | Duperry | ||
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The last name of someone who is extremely beautiful on the inside as well as the outside. someone with this name has potential in everything and is born to make the world. It is a honor and privileged to know someone with the last name Duperry. Duperry's also make excellent lovers Me: Who is that?
friend: That's Duperry Me: She looks Amazing friend: She does amazing things too! |
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