dutch bag slapper 

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

dutch bag slapper by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Duch Bag 

a complete NOOB, not dueche in any way. Duch, as in "Dutch". Totally idiot and/or asshole. the fag of the group. this person would be Fez in "that 70's show" cast

wow derek, Aaron just got caught holding that guys hand. What a Duch bag, bro.

Duch Bag by Alec H February 1, 2009

dusch bag

1)A dumbass person with no brains
2)A tool used to clean up after the female uses a dusch.

Dude steven is a dusch bag

dusch bag by Slob on ma knob June 24, 2003

duch bag 

is similar to a douche bag, but with quite a bit less of an education. A borderline retarded person, not to be confused with the mentally disabled. Has issues speaking, reading, and writing of the english language, when no knowledge of any other language is present.

Guy1: He is such a Duch bag.

Guy2: No kidding.

duch bag by sniperimpulse November 3, 2010

Dutch bag 

a polite way of saying someone's a duche bag.

you're a real dutch bag!

Dutch bag by Cisco March 2, 2005

duech bag 

a foreign douche bag

That Albanian asshole was a complete duech bag.

duech bag by m.c. fly October 4, 2010

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.

I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.

Dutch Bag Slapper by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026