A girl or guy that isn't willing to dump you but is willing to tell you whatever if takes for you to break up with her and of course, not hate her.
Person 1: I can't believe this! I am so pissed off that you would do that to me!
Person 2: I'm tired of you being possesive!
Person 1: You're right. We shouldn't be together. This is all wrong.
Person 2: Well... can't we just try one more time?
Person 1: Yeah? Well I supp.....
Person 2: No you're sooo right! I don't deserve anyone. I'm horrible. You're right this won't work!
Person 1: Flip flop like a dumpling, bitch. Get out!
by Msapp May 16, 2012
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A white boy dumped by a Chinese girl.
Yeah, that dumpling is going to have to find another girl with parents who are OK with whites.
by Napoleon IV December 13, 2008
(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.
Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.
by sammer of the gods May 16, 2006
Cooked balls of dough. They are based on flour, potatoes or bread, and may include meat, fish, vegetables, or sweets. They may be cooked by boiling, steaming, simmering, frying, or baking. They may have a filling, or there may be other ingredients mixed into the dough.
Dumplings are delicious.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.
Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings
by asddsa January 22, 2010
Look at all those dumplings!
by dumplingsauce August 06, 2012
Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.
Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.
by DrDookies December 08, 2008
A term that refers to a person that is constantly needing to take a shit
Jeff Labeau, commonly called dumpling, is often sighted looking down in the urinals.
by Chorgan December 15, 2007

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