dumpdive 

a dive that people who carnt dive do
if you've ever seen somebody who carnt dive try and dive you will know what i meen

10 point swan dive...0 point dumpdive

dumpdive by WaveyDave May 29, 2007

DumpDive Dont's 

dumpster diving is only reccomended when one can not see the bottom, the depth of seen trash would lead one to believe the skull will not immediately hit metal, and when the forecast is not rainy, wet, or hailing;. and when accompanied by an adult over the age of 16. And not black.

Was contemplating hitting up the alley behind Target but then I recalled the DumpDive Dont's

DumpDive Dont's by anonymous December 9, 2022

dumpiversary 

a year later after you stopped seeing someone, you think everyone is getting on with their lives and then the crazy person you let go starts making trouble for you because it was this time last year they suddenly found out the world didn't revolve around them.

it must be my dumpiversary because my ex has gone through his phonebook telling tales outta school to people.

dumpiversary by gettingonwithlife July 11, 2010

Dump Dive 

Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.

Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!

Dump Dive by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014