dummies

Something you "get" when someone says or does something stupid. When someone does something stupid, someone can say, "let me get my dummies" and shove their head. However, when someone does skmething stupid, they can say "no dummies" and people cannot get their dummies. If someone calls dummies, they can also call "worldwide" where everyone can get their dummies on the person who did something stupid. As with "no dummies" the person who did something stupid can call "no worldwide" so only the first person to call dummies can "get their dummies."

George: Are humans the same thing as people?
Tom: Let me get my dummies, worldwide!
(everyone comes and pushes George in the head)

Sam wears jeans to baseball practice without knowing it. He realizes his mistake and says "no dummies"

Teacher: If x=1, what is the value of x?
John: the coefficient of y to the power of 6
Herbert: let me get my dummies!
John : No worldwide
(Herbert gets his dummies on John, but no one else can)

by airham April 29, 2008

dummy

Def 1: A dumb ass baltimore bitch that you can easily fuck, hit, or get head from.

Def 2: Just a phrase to call someone as.

Ex 1: Yo i just booked that dummy down the grove on my dirt bike dummy. Ayy rell, She a dummmmy. she said she will fuck.

Ex 2: Ay mike dummy, Go get my bud dummy.

by Dummy. Ex 2 March 10, 2009

dummies

fake dope in the form of soap, or dried ice made to look like real dope

yo kid i burnt dat fool thought he had some ready rock, but it was nuthin but a dummies

by zany Zane September 17, 2007

dummy

An artificial crack rock, usually soap, bread or a mineral rock. Sold by drug dealers with little to no supply left. Dealer risks being attacked or killed by a smart customer.

Crackhead: Sumuvabitch this a dummy rock, I'll kill you!
Dealer: I sold that baser a dummy for 20.

by Teedot Doubleyou October 18, 2005

Dummy

Noun- A baltimore girl that will suck anybody's dick, or have sex with them.

ayyyo i just got done fuckin this dummy in the bathroom.

by Mr. Babcock March 16, 2010

ON DUMMY

WHEN SOMEONE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE FOR SOMETHING SAID, DONE, OR EXPRESSED IN ANY WAY, THAT PERSON IS ON DUMMY

"bro, lemme hold 200 dollas"-dude

"nigga you on dummy!!!"-me

by Ronnie Darko April 28, 2009

dummied

- To generally get fucked up in some way. Most commonly by means of alcohol/drugs, severe beating, getting knocked out, injury, or harcore-sex.

(a)
"I got so hammered last night, man. I was fuckin' dummied!"

(b)
"Billy was talkin' shit so I straight dummied the faggot!"

(c)
Guy 1: "Do you know Anna?
Guy 2: "Yeah man. She's pretty hot"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I dummied her man. Totally dummied her ass. She must be hurtin'!"

by kielkyoki December 23, 2007