A person who is foolish and brings rejection and embarrassment upon themselves in full view of their social group or the general public. This phrase was first coined by a nerd in Australia, and is a conjunctive of dumb and jumbotron.
"I am such a dumbotron, I got feelings for someone who doesn't want commitment from me."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'