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Mike needs to go back to school or else he'll be a dumbard his whole life...
dumbard by Nikolai Varchenko March 31, 2008
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Dumblando 

A derivative of dumb and Orlando.

The proper term used when describing a person named Orlando who spouts off gibberish, although his intent is humor and cleverness.
Gary and Chloe were shocked when Orlando said, "Quizblorg Jizzblorg everything I say is retarded."

"What the F did he just say?" - Gary
"Don't worry about it, it's Dumblando speaking." - Chloe
Dumblando by Lord of IT September 16, 2014
1. (n) a dumb person that lacks a physical mental handicap. Their retardation is their own fault
2. (n) a stupid fuckin' retard
"Bush is a fucking dumbtard with no ball sack."
dumbtard by jared h April 17, 2006
used in lieu of dumbfuck or fucktard, should you find yourself in a situation where dropping the F-bomb is a bad idea (i.e. a public place with young children and their aggressively conservative parents around)
I wanted to tell John what a fucktarded asshole he was being in the supermarket, but after noticing the soccer moms' death-glares, i settled for 'dumbtarded a-hole'.
dumbtard by Scienatrix April 22, 2010
Similar to Ebola, it's a crippling disease contracted from the stupid. Suffers will start to bleed from orifices until the brain is starved of oxygen for long enough it causes permanent brain damage. The suffer then spread the condition onto other uses creating an ever increasing circle of morons.

Contracting the disease can be as simple as being forced to sit within hearing distance of those already stupid enough that they are unaware of their own stupidity and blather on in incoherent ranting without the ability to shut their mouth and listen
I swear if this guy doesn't shut up I'm going to end up catching dumbola and being as retarded as he is.
dumbola by dumbola June 30, 2014