Dumb Girls with Smart Phones 

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

Dumb Girl Brain

A term for queer aligned women/non-binary people to describe the poor choices/dumb ideas that normally rational women/people make when they're thinking about a girl they like.

-"I was supposed to work late tonight and finish up a big project, but that girl from Hinge and I texted all night instead".
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling

All examples of Dumb Girl Brain

Dumb Girl Brain by WhiteStripeTrans July 19, 2021

dumb white girl 

Someone is so fucking dumb that cant even function and that usually drinks Starbucks.

That dumb white girl is so fucking basic. Look at her drinking her Starbucks, looking like a bitch

dumb white girl by ActiveThread300 December 20, 2017

dumb white girl disease 

White girls who pay bills, give money to, provide housing for, and offer sexual loyalty to guys of other races with no relationship commitment from them in exchange for attention and sex. May or may not end up being a babymomma, which is irrelevant. Dumb white disease (otherwise known as DWD) usually continues until the white girl runs out of money and/or becomes a victim of physical violence at which point she may have a moment of enlightenment; however, many relapse into DWD again and continue the cycle.

Why is Kristy letting him move in with her when he doesn't even have a job and 2 babymommas? Girl I told you she's got dumb white girl disease (DWD).

dumb white girl disease by F Alicia June 10, 2014

girl dumb 

someone who isn't experienced with girls

"You mean when she told me she wanted to suck my dick she was trying to let me know that I liked her??"

"Dude, you're so girl dumb."

girl dumb by Gay Mergirl October 13, 2015

Dumb Drunk Girl 

Girls who primarily go to Illinois State. These specific girls wear dresses out and can often be seen out any night of the week. They are of below average intelligence and probably will believe whatever you tell them. 9 out of 10 times you will be able to hook up with them without even finding out their names or having any kind of communication at all.

Tommy: "Did you see the chick Fox hooked up with last night?"

McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"

Dumb Drunk Girl by Spookywings May 26, 2011

Dumb White Girl 

A person who thinks that all black people could be related

Lauren: OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE SISTERS

Melissa:dumb white girls🙄🤦🏽 ♀️

Dumb White Girl by getwhitegirlwasted May 26, 2018