by Timmy 2 Stepp May 31, 2008
bummy= involves a guy that buys beer for bros, fucks hoes, runs cross country like a boss, has a hot sister, in four somes with ugly chicks. Dugan= flat as a board, and easy to nail.
by ilovethemets42 November 8, 2010
Cummy virgin who pees in Seth Dugan's trousers; also get sucked by Giant Worm; and says slurs on occasion
by CumAmongus November 28, 2021
Noun: A massive, colossal, over-sized, nearly un-flushable shit that makes a mockery of every toilet bowls' code of standards. Some of the more famous and celebrated Ditka dugan's have been known to incapacitate plumbing fixtures nationwide. One usually experiences the relief of pinching a Ditka dugan after a large meal, such as barbeque beef ribs or a hibachi dinner at a Japanese restaraunt. This form of dugan is most common among male adults.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
(on his way out of the office): "Janice, hold all my calls -I've gotta go drop a Ditka dugan. But I'll be right back."
by danvanmat August 31, 2011
Son: Wow look at that guy he's getting with so many girls!
Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!
Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?
Dad: No.
Dad: Well obviously son, thats Alpha Dugan! He's a beast!
Son: Wow! Dad, when I grow up can I be like Alpha Dugan?
Dad: No.
by pattysouffle December 8, 2019
This is when you have a bald man, and his lady/ male companion which ever is perferable takes a shit on the top of the bald mans head to make a "Toupe".
by Bob sacamano May 22, 2004
by abc11112 November 29, 2010