a) A coded means of saying the phrase "My Dick" in public.
"Yeah, Mike Ditka was all over that"
by Highlander King November 17, 2009
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A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!
by IanChristian October 30, 2008
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