dudesauce

Dudesauce is a sticky, white substance that comes fourth out of the tip of a mans penis when it is stimulated and the man is brought to orgasm. Also known as jizz, baby batter, and white stuff. Dudesauce has the ablility to impregnate any female whom is at the reproduction stage of her life. In order for dudesauce to come fourth, stimulation of the penis is required. Oral sex, hand jobs, or sexual intercourse are mostly used for dudesauce to appear.

"Oh man, last night was awesome...Jenny gave me a handjob and I got my dudesauce all over her face!"

dudesauce by Tdawg1017 January 7, 2012

dudesauce

an ugly fat girl who is grody and has greesy hair and zits and is just nasty. in most cases, they are fat, but in some rare ones such as sarah jessica parker, thin people may be accepted. it is called dudesauce because most people, at first site, know that they are not dudes, just grody nasty looking girls, but for a short period of time suspect they may have a penis.

examples of dudesauce include rosie o'donnell, lily allen, monica lewinsky, and christie alley.

dudesauce by IwouldSoGetSuedByFatChicksifiGaveMyRealName November 28, 2007

donesauce

1. Completely trashed. Either high or drunk to the point where one's body cannot tolerate anymore.
2. A situation in which the individual is completely fucked beyond all belief.

(A) Did you see Tom at the party last night?
(B) Yeah he was donesauce.

(A) Man I havent studied for my final exam. I'm donesauce.

donesauce by Matt Vetter November 20, 2007

dudeface

random person of unknown identity.

a: "i had a great dream last night."
b: "i could care less, go tell dudeface over there."

dudeface by sv-1 December 12, 2004

Dudesaster 

A failed relationship between two men; a Bromance gone wrong.

Steve: Man what's goin' on with Michael and James?

Ryan: You don't wanna know man, it's a total dudesaster.

Dudesaster by Kyle Mackay-Allen and Patrick Murphy June 17, 2008

dopesauce 

Originated from the word weaksauce and the word dope. Dope being something "cool," sauce being a mixture of it or a ton of it. Just another way of saying dope.

I saw the new BattleOfTheYear off the the net, that shit was dopesauce.

dopesauce by ipwn August 12, 2004

Dudeface

When a female has a face that looks freakishly masculine.

"Hey Paul, check out that fine-ass honey at the bar." (girl turns toward her admirers) "Oh...dudeface! Never mind, she looks just like your brother Steven..."

Dudeface by J-Dub Crash December 13, 2009