What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Twinkle Daddies 

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

Daddict 

Male version of mombie. Short for Dad-addict as in someone who is obsessed or addicted to talking about their child and basically incapable of discussing anything else.

Dave used to be a cool guy who hung out with friends, was informed about current events, and actually had a life. But once he had a kid, his life became all about the child. He became a daddict. #SoSad #HaveYouHeardOfCondoms?

Daddict by 8MileKile June 2, 2018

dudding

The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.

"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."

dudding by Sir Duddy of Scranalot April 16, 2009

U Diddit Rong 

U Diddit Rong is a satire YouTube channel ran by Skye. Her name U Diddit Rong comes from when ex vegans quit veganism because they got sick and were told "you did it wrong" because veganism is a cult not a lifestyle.

Skye is very smart. Skye makes fun of stupid people like SJWs and makes funny memes about them. Her memes are smart.

U Diddit Rong fanbase is called Team Rong.

I am a member of Team Rong because I watch U Diddit Rong and Skye is very smart.

U Diddit Rong by MikeTheIncel July 7, 2021

dudeillkillyou

The words "Dude, I'll kill you" all slurred together without pause, often muttered under one's breath to a friend who is about to either say or do something stupid that will result in negative repercussions to you. More a warning than an actual threat.

Dudeillkillyou. I know what you're about to say about me sleeping with his sister.

Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.

dudeillkillyou by Talmanes December 3, 2006

crust daddies 

One of the most iconic Dan and Phil Twitter group chats to ever exist. Oh my crust yes I put this in Urban Dictionary.

Crust Daddies can be so dirty but yet so wholesome at the same time!

crust daddies by Crispy Chicken Nuggs December 17, 2017