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9.
The carrying out of this extreme natural event is so rare only a few people on the entire planet have had the opportunity to witness its sheer brutal capacity. 'Ducking' Involves that of two ducks going about their daily business, however don't be fooled by the calm and reserved persona of these creatures, as deep within they posses a deep desire to cause pain and misery for that of their own species... When 'ducking' occurs, a male duck grabs the female violently around the neck pulling it into its own control, then submerges the female duck into the murky water beneath in a terrifying vortex of power. The fighting couple re-surface meters from where they entered, and at this point the male duck jumps on top of the shell shocked female duck, engaging in violent and painful humping actions, which can only be described as horrifying. After a few seconds the male duck jumps off and flees to avoid the wrath of an angry hormonal female duck after enduring been 'ducked' and brutally attacked. Just a few minutes after this terrible ordeal the ducks retreat to eating bread and generally floating around aimlessly... The ability of these innocent ducks to cause so much pain illustrates that of sheer beasts , of which should be approached with extreme caution. Overall ducks remain a un-harmful species but must be approached with caution.... Didn't think duck rape was possible?... It is now!
Ducking is a serious cause of over population
by BButcher555 April 03, 2011
 
1.
The suggested word that predictive text on your cell phone writes when you try and say "fucking"
So last night I was ducking this hot chick and her ducking boyfriend walks in. Ducking hilarious.
by Kayne M. Dewhurst August 30, 2007
 
2.
Leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.
Ex.#1
"Chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you."

"What? Oh Emm Gee. Fine, I'm ducking. I don't feel like dealing with him tonight. Just...call me when he leaves."

Ex.#2
"I'm gonna go over to Clint's tonight and see a movie with him and Courtney."

"Yeah? I guess I'm ducking out then, I'm gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie."
by Anna-Rotic May 14, 2007
 
3.
When a girl puts two pringles in her mouth to form the illusion of a duck's bill and procedes to insert a penis though the "duck bill".
Dude I was munching on my pringles when this bitch came up to me and asked took two of them and started ducking me.
by Zuraxs Blows August 10, 2009
 
4.
The act of ignoring or hiding, particularly from a person or place.
John owes Larry money so he's been ducking Larry for the past month.

by steven26atgmail February 05, 2009
 
5.
Avoiding someone or something
Okwerdz challeged T-Rex to battle, but T-Rex made and excuse and was accused of Ducking Okwerdz
by Asian Power October 12, 2009
 
6.
The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!
by mittromneyyy December 27, 2011
 
7.
to put the tips of your fingers and thumb together to make the shape of a duck's head, and inserting it into another person's orifice, most commonly the butthole.
"That bitch was so tight I had to duck her before I could get it in."

"One finger only please, stop ducking me!"
by drinkmylemonade February 05, 2010