Shot a duck 

An expression used when you fart

Past tense: shoot a duck

Gary: Damon, I just shot a duck
Damon: c’mon Dad

Shot a duck by Bathing Grape October 16, 2018

Fuck fuck fuck a duck 

Song

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo

Fuck fuck fuck a duck by WB-dog June 28, 2010

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck 

A Youtube video that shows a lake with ducks swimming in it, and then suddenly a skeleton jumps up in front of the camera with the same scream as K-fee and scares the viewer.

Me and my friend watched Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck and now we can't sleep.

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck by zoombcake March 27, 2021

fuck a duck 

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

fuck a duck by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

A duck! 

An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.

So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!

A duck! by Flint October 27, 2003

fuck a duck and give it a buck 

something to say when it all goes wrong

guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

fuck a duck and give it a buck by wootwootdewde July 8, 2012

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds 

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds by wordfanagler January 2, 2019