4 definitions by Quackalishus

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by Quackalishus March 22, 2004
a creamy delight sold in grocery stores commonly used in sandwiches and yummy chocolate candies.
My mum bought Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
by Quackalishus March 21, 2004
any female in need of aid
princess zelda is a damsel in distress along with most of the disney princesses
by Quackalishus March 22, 2004
1. Possibly the only somewhat-normal female name starting with a Z.

2. A Nintendo owned characted that acts out the typical damsel in distress stereotype in the game series carrying her name. Sadly, it becomes Link's job to save her in every version of the game. A Later game (smash brothers melee) gives her some credit in which she can use her insanely weak magic (which has been boosted for fairness' sake) and her fucked up ability to transform into a guy in ugly clothing and to bend in unimaginable ways to kick the asses of other characters in said game.

3. A controlling abusive female that must be rescued from evil psycho maniacs (that want to destroy the world even though they live there too) and, upon being rescued, refuses sexual rewards to her liberator.
1. Zelda laughed at Zahina because her name is friggin stupid.

2. Link's job is to rescue Princess Zelda, although there is no garauntee of payment or reward for his services.

3. Don't go after that zelda! She'll only make you miserable!
by Quackalishus March 21, 2004

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