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Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!
Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!

Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*

Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT
by Duck Hater907y1345609832156 December 16, 2012
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what autocorrect always changes fuck to
Guy: Hey baby, wanna have anal tonight?
Girl: duck no!
by Schnappoulop October 16, 2015
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A swimming bird used to blame the loud passing of gas in a group of two or more people.
He let loose with a loud long fart at the party and yelled, "Damn ducks!"
by Chasmo114 September 26, 2009
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To search something on the internet using the search engine DuckDuckGo.
What is the capital of Ohio?
I don't know, I'll duck it.
by Voop McD February 02, 2011
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Ducks are very sexual.
by paigeaileena August 09, 2008
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An underage girl, typically in a sexual context. See loli.
Is this duck?
gbt/l/
by O_o; August 14, 2005
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1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.
Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!
by smurf June 15, 2004
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