a complete NOOB, not dueche in any way. Duch, as in "Dutch". Totally idiot and/or asshole. the fag of the group. this person would be Fez in "that 70's show" cast
wow derek, Aaron just got caught holding that guys hand. What a Duch bag, bro.
by Alec H February 2, 2009
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someone acting like a dick, or an asshole
Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD
by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010
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when u shank some one you hate in the knee cap and they yell duche a caboose a.

pronounciation: duche a caboose a stupid
ahhhhhhh duche a coboose a. you stabbed me in the F#$*@ing knee cap.
by Black Jocker 2 August 27, 2008
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someone who is totally not cool; some people spell it 'dooshbag'. It is originally an instrument girls use to wash their vagina out to stop themselves from getting pregnant.
P1: i saw that loser John, at the beach yesterday
P2: hahaha the beach isn't a place for duche bags like him
p1: wish that fucken duche bag would die!!!!
by Montana Walsh December 4, 2005
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Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.
Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.
by Matt McMielke November 18, 2007
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is similar to a douche bag, but with quite a bit less of an education. A borderline retarded person, not to be confused with the mentally disabled. Has issues speaking, reading, and writing of the english language, when no knowledge of any other language is present.
Guy1: He is such a Duch bag.

Guy2: No kidding.
by sniperimpulse November 1, 2010
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"In order to join our fraternity, you must abandon decency and become a complete duche bag."
by Ace July 28, 2004
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