abbreviation for "dog shit taco," used to describe the state of feeling like shit.
I feel like DST...I drank way too much last night!
Similar to the DTs (delirium tremens) of an alcoholic, the DSTs occur when you wake up the day after a daylight savings time change. The main symptom is utter confusion: "Is this clock showing the correct time?" "Did this other clock automatically set?" "Was it 'spring forward, fall back', or 'spring back, fall forward'?
Michael: "Dwight, why are you so late? And why do you have a dazed look in your eyes?"
Dwight: "Sorry, Michael, I've got the DSTs."
Abbreviation for the term "Do Stupid Things".
Guy #1: Wow, that girl over there is hot.. I think I'm gonna go over and talk to her..
Guy #2: Just dun DST and talk about your stamp collection like you did the other time..
You only had 1 beer and you're already DST-ing. I wanna see wad happens when you get really drunk, man.
DST, or daylight saving time, is both a blessing and a curse. Its purpose is to make the day longer (daylight saving) by setting clocks forward one hour. This initially screws us over by depriving us of one hour of sleep on the first saturday night in April. However, it also allows us to enjoy the sunlight for an extra hour in the summertime, letting us party hardy every night for that extra 60 minutes.
Jim: DST fucked me over last night, I only got 5 hours of sleep.
Bill: Yeah but think of all the extra daylight we will have this summer, during which we can party hardy.
1.) Dick Sucking Teeth. When a female has a set of crooked teeth alerting the opposite sex that she loves to dish out steam dogs.
Jon: Did you see that little blonde?
Matt: U shitten me? Of course I did. That blonde with the sneaky tats and the DST's?
"Deaf Standard Time"
is the delayed time, or lag between the hearing world and the deaf world
when a deaf person is talking
and they say
this relates to aprox 30+
"Sorry, i'm still on DST. "
"Do you mean CST or DST?"
DST (Down-Syndrome-Teddy) is a very rare type of the mental disability down syndrome
. A person with DST has down-syndrome and the facial features of a teddy bear and an Asian person. Their is only one known case in the UK and the world.
Tom you are a DST!!
or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.
"Sorry about the missing posts, guys. My site is suffering from serious DSTS."