dss

Disability Support Services. The office for students with "special" needs on a college campus. Often abused by the stupid kids who claim they have a problem like ADD. In return they get help with reading and tests so they can graduate. Often called "Dithability Sthupport Sthervices" by those who work there.

"Tom's failing english so I told him he should go to the dss office"

by SnakesonyourMom September 4, 2006

dss

1: Do Some Shit!
2: Doing Some Shit.
Meaning a fight or course of action will follow, commonly used with OWDT "oh we doing this."
3: An act has been followed through (done some shit)

trav: "Hey Fonz, DSS!"
fonz: "aight doggy bring it you fuck!"
trav: "Let's DSS THEN BITCH!"
fighting commences

by Alfovis August 7, 2006

DSS

Aka Double Shit Sex. The act of both parties excreting fecal matter while partaking in vaginal intercourse. Traditionally the man is on the toilet shitting while the female straddles while shitting between his legs and fucking.

Man-"Hey baby, totally need to shit right now, and i'm horny"
Woman-"I wont make you decide, lets DSS"

by SexinArizonaTempeToBeSpacific July 6, 2011

DSS

Downs Syndrome Sonic, a meme produced on the Sonic Retro forums. It was found in the Sonic 3D Blast 825 Beta and the Saturn Tech Demo.

http://info.sonicretro.org/images/6/67/Downs_Sonic1.png - A picture of DSS

by Dalekinator March 5, 2009

DSS

Dick Suck Session

Coined by JP and ES

Emily bought me all this shit, i would have settled for a nice DSS

by Evan O`dourny March 26, 2010

DSS

Abbreviation for "Darts, Sky & Sofa"

Q. What have you been doing today?

A. I've just been doing a bit of DSS.

(Playing Darts, Watching Sky TV & Sitting on the Sofa)

by LondonAJ December 8, 2010

DSS

Digital Satellite Service, DSS digital satellite television transmission system used by DirecTV aka Dave, or Dish Network aka Charlie code names in the underground or coders.

Yo, you got the keys for DSS 'f Charlie? Is plastic still working with Dave?

by RoTalk July 11, 2006