dry tit

When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.

Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.

by jethrojones November 13, 2007

Keep your tits dry

If someone tells you to keep your tits dry it means to calm the fuck down amd be patient.

person1: Dude when are you soming over

person2: keep your tits dry im on my way

by zoomer250 February 1, 2021