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Dry your eyes 

Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'
Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy

Dry your eyes 

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."
Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!
Dry your eyes by anonymous July 22, 2004

dry your eyes 

stop yer damn complainin!
-eeek! i just broke a nail!
-oh dry your eyes, they're fake anyway...
dry your eyes by chunky November 5, 2003

Dry in the eyes 

A situation or joke that is very harsh or sarcastic and stings
'"I got a 5/14 on my essay, our teacher is harsh."
"Yeah, that's' a little dry in the eyes for you."
"Yeah!!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026