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1.
to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch
and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003
 
2.
Drygulch;
To attack an opponent unexpectedly while facing them, Specifically in the throat using the forearm.
"you gotta keep your gaurd up, there's no excuse for being drygulch'd!" - Robert De Niro, the film 'This Boys Life'
by Dominicjm October 23, 2007
 
3.
to attack or assault in an ambush
Don't let the local gang drygulch you on your way out.
by The Return of Light Joker June 06, 2011
 
4.
To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.
Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.
by 07079 May 06, 2011
 
5.
To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.
Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
or
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.
by Frostbite2 January 13, 2009
 
6.
To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.
I dry-gulched Valerie.
by Saints September 28, 2004
 
7.
When you go down on a chick that doesn't want you to. So it's all dry.
I totally dry gulched that bitch last night!
by Tahiti Jones November 15, 2009