Top Definition
to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch
and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003
To attack an opponent unexpectedly while facing them, Specifically in the throat using the forearm.
"you gotta keep your gaurd up, there's no excuse for being drygulch'd!" - Robert De Niro, the film 'This Boys Life'
by Dominicjm October 23, 2007
To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.
Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.
by 07079 May 06, 2011
When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.
Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.
by ScottCU March 31, 2015
To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.
Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.
by Frostbite2 January 13, 2009
To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.
I dry-gulched Valerie.
by Saints September 28, 2004
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