Drunken Immunity

Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).

Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"

You: "I plead drunken immunity."

Drunken Immunity by gooddave May 16, 2010

Drunken Immunity

Exemption from any deeds committed following an alcohol blood content of .2% or higher. As blood alcohol content reaches a level that reduces the individual dramatically, they have a sort of 'diplomatic immunity', you know, cause they have no fucking clue where they are.

Person 1: Okay, why were naked in the bathtub, who was that whale, and you better put that porch swing back wherever you found it.

Person 2: Dude, you saw how much he drank last night. I call Drunken Immunity.

Drunk Guy: Case dismissed! The swing stays!

Drunken Immunity by wokeupinatub May 19, 2010

Drunkenmiller's Law 

Similar to Godwin's Law, this law states that the longer a online political debate continues the more likely it is that someone will bring up George W. Bush, typically totally out of context. When this occurs the person who invokes Drunkemiller's Law has lost the argument and the thread should be closed.

"I've always thought that Jimmy Carter was an overrated president."

"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law

Drunkenmiller's Law by Strictnein December 12, 2008

drunkenizer

One who utilizes the intoxicating effects of alcohol to pacify women into sexual submision.

hey bitch, drink that shit and come over here.

drunkenizer by Eric Phillips March 25, 2004

drunkening 

The act or process of becoming drunk. To drink with the intention of becoming drunk or intoxicated. To continue drinking once already intoxicated.

Person 1 opens bottle of Tequila
Person 2 alright! lets begin Drunkening.

Person 1 we havent had a drink in a while.
Person 2 yeah it is about time we had another Drunkening.

Person 1 Are you drunk yet?
Person 2 Yeah bit i still have a fair bit of Drunkening to go.

drunkening by Ausrider November 29, 2007

Drunkenomics 

The economics of getting drunk. Usually used in financial terms to calculate the most efficient way of getting drunk. It can also be applied, although this is a much rarer usage, to the supply of alcohol available or the demand for it.

Friend 1 - "The six pack of bavaria is better drunkenomics than going for a naggin"
Friend 2 - "True. In absolute drunkenomic terms the six pack is better as it has 130ml of ethanol compared to the 80ml in the naggin, but in relative drunkenomic terms the naggin wins cos it will get you fucked up quicker"

"Dude, everyone is drinking expensive beer here, the drunkenomics is awful"

Drunkenomics by gavinfromdublin March 3, 2008

drunkenize 

When you recognize someone when you are intoxicated, but have no recollection of that same person when you are sober. Derived from the words drunk and recognize.

Now that I've had a few shots I totally drunkenize you.

drunkenize by Peter Clary December 18, 2007