drumpkin 

Getting a blow job while taking a dump and drinking a beer

I was getting a blumpkin then cracked open beer to make it a drumpkin

drumpkin by Doctor Barens August 20, 2010

turtle dumpkin 

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

turtle dumpkin by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Double Dumpkin 

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

Double Dumpkin by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Dumpkin Donut 

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.

Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.

Dumpkin Donut by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021

Punma Drumping 

(v.) the act of joining a voice call with the intention of causing intentional sighs of disappointment and anger by only speaking in/referring to everything as a pun
Similar variations: Trauma Dumping

"Hey y'all, today I met a pig that did karate... his name was Pork Chop!"

"Aww, can someone please tell Tony to stop punma drumping?"

Punma Drumping by highlyquinn January 17, 2022

divvy dumpkin 

Childish Lancastrian insult denoting an acute lack of intelligence. Believed to originate from a portmanteau of the names of famous newcaster David Dimbleby and Trumpkin, from 80s fantasy film Labyrinth.

Person 1: You know, I kinda believe what that Jeffrey Archer guy's saying...
Person 2: Jesus, you're such a divvy dumpkin...

divvy dumpkin by Nobscratch June 16, 2010