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A drote is a DRunken quOTE. Popularized on college campuses nationally by the ever growing and always popular website, Drotes.com. Originated in the beer filled dorms of James Madison University, where the girls are always pretty, and highly susceptible to drunken, and even funnier, sober quotes.
One of the first drotes, in a long line of many: "If you press on my phone it doesn't work it means I need pizza Jason get me rice."
by DukeJMU October 12, 2008
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Notes taken while drunk. Drotes are best when written on a smart phone.
Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: Checking my drotes.

Person 1: What are drotes?

Person 2: Bye.
by karsonwr February 19, 2012
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