("have sex" can be replaced with "disco," like in Bollywood films, where censorship precludes any mention of sex)
Person 1: I'm so drunk.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 3: What should we do?
Person 1: It's time to disco!
Person 2: Yeah let's disco HARD!
Person 3: Yeah! Get out the disco balls.
Person 1: Point your fingers up.
Person 2: Thrust your pelvis.
Person 3: Ow!
Person 1: Can't stop.
Person 2: Won't stop.