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If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon! 

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.
Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!
Related Words
An amount of a substance measured out with a 1/32 teaspoon size scoop (often found in containers of pure stevia extract powder).

Popularized by the creators of the Trim Healthy Mama eating plan.
I only added three doonks of stevia to the cup of tea and it was sweet enough for me.
doonk by charcoaldrawing June 14, 2016

doonie demon 

A member of the female sex that will have all LIMPS (Simps that take Ls) at their disposal. Pioneered by the Dojo sensei “Tykwondoe”
“Y’all already know what power level this doonie demon is on.”

“She be having the limps go crazy over some feet pics.”
doonie demon by Areliart November 8, 2021
“I know she be at Motel 6 getting her doonies beat down!’ -kyahnextdoor on Tiktok
Doonies by Iylia January 18, 2021
The man himself. He is well known for his explicit tweets (written in japanese) about loli characters in games/anime.
The part that makes him funny is the horrible Twitter translation feature that makes the tweet hilarious to read when translated.
Dorontabi: Hmm ... Damn bratty girl ...! !! ! Seducing an adult 💢 💢 Rape correction is needed ...💢
Twitter user: what the fuck
dorontabi by Karliah March 30, 2023

Soonie, Doongie, Dori 

Soonie, Doongie, Dori are Lee Minho's cats (not the actor) who is a member of the kpop boy-group Stray Kids. Remember that he has 3 cats. THREE CATS.
Person 1: hey what are his cat's names?
Person 2: soonie, doongie, dori