drooling donkey Share definition Flag when you get dome from someone that has alka-seltzer in their mouth. Dude, i got so drunk last night, and i got a drooling donkey from that fat chick. drooling donkey by dah-veed, bobby, josh February 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the drooling donkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch