drool amnesty
n. Generally a player on a rival team so attractive that it would be impossible NOT to lust after them.
A prime example (for Madridistas, at least) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.
See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers
Abby: Did you see the Portugal-Sweden match last night? I couldn't take my eyes off Zlatan!
KJ: I know! There's a reason Zlatan is part of my drool amnesty, even if RMA will probably face PSG come UCL season.
See also Cristiano Ronaldo, Steven Gerrard, Kaka, and other footballers
drool amnesty by KJinEnglish December 4, 2013
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