Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

draking and driving 

The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.

Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!

draking and driving by ChizzyB October 21, 2013

Doki Doki Literature Club 

A game that's really messed up. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior

Mike: Hey, Johnny! I'm gonna play Doki Doki Literature Club. Any tips?

Johnny: Yeah. Don't hang out with Sayori too much, you'd get pretty hung up by the end of Act 1. She kinda leaves you hanging there.

Doki Doki Literature Club by Cerixem December 2, 2017

Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

dookie water 

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).

"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"

dookie water by kno gud June 28, 2015

Natalie Dokic 

An evil-spirited, hawk-nosed, blonde-headed CUNT!

Mike: Hey, man. I just met this girl for the third time, and she still forgot my name. She later went to the bar and hooked up with two guys that night. I don't hate on anyone, you know me, however, this chick's the definition of a cunt. Look her up on Urban Dictionary and her picture is there.

Joey: Bro, you're dealing with a Natalie Dokic. Blow it up and let her slut around.

Mike: Who said I was ever interested? I'm just really bothered. Oh, and I know a Natalie Dokic, she's a hawk-nosed cunt that needs ten pounds of make-up to look presentable.

Joey: Ah, what a coincidence. So we both know the cunt.

Mike: Sure do.

Joey: Dudes.

And with that Mike, Joey and the gang went off into the night.

Natalie Dokic by DarkClent31 March 6, 2019

Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014