drinker's dozen

Eleven, or one less than a dozen. The drinker is likely to misplace, break, miscount, or consume one from the fill the full dozen.

Jeff showed up with a drinker's dozen of beer, having drank one on his way. They decided the first team to a drinker's dozen(11) wins.

by Festive.Drink.Night December 6, 2013

Cum Drinker

Alternative to cocksucker. One who loves to swallow after fellating.

She's a cum drinker. Did you notice how she swallowed after you blew your load, and then licked the remaining drops of cum off of your shaft?

by Richard "Dick" Head September 24, 2005

shart drinker

shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.

person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.

person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!

by shartenjoyer March 3, 2021

downy drinker

a very intelegent person who just dosent have the abilty to show it. if you couldent tell already i have downy in my closet and i drink it.

stop drinking downy you downy drinker.

by downy drinker December 18, 2018

Drinker's Amnesia

The things you forget the morning after being really drunk.

John: 'Dude do you remember when you rang your ex last night?'

Harry: 'No!? Shit I have Drinker's Amnesia'

by Bees beautiful October 16, 2010

piss drinker

A very cool and sexy person who is cool and also sexy and also drinks piss

ben- "is that person a piss drinker or what?"
alex- "golly, that person sure is a piss drinker! i wonder how much piss they drink on a daily basis."
ben- "all of it."

by mike (real) (not fake) May 27, 2021

heavy drinker

As opposed to the term "alcoholic" which carries a negative connotation. It seems like every activity or substance in America that is even somewhat fun must be bad. Therefore if you partake in it more than the majority of people do, you must have a problem. And I'm not buying that whole "disease" argument so don't even try. Some people handle their business and some don't, whether they drink or not.

I like to drink and tend to get drunk more than the next fellow. But I still maintain a job and keep up on my bills. Therefore, I'm a heavy drinker.

Ol' homebum over there in the alley who blacked out last night and woke up in the gutter, there's your example of an alcoholic. Maybe a crackhead too.

by Mike Anarch March 9, 2006