town drunk 

The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).

The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!

town drunk by Lefty May 4, 2005

Town Drunk 

the life of the party who also happens to fuck up alot of shit at the party

Town Drunk usually has a good time until he/she knocks a vase over

Town Drunk by weesnawpuba November 6, 2014

Town Drunk 

White collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. Town drunks can often be seen doing the Irish Commute home from happy hour.

Karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!

Town Drunk by Family McPot April 3, 2008

dinktown 

An aggressive city in Canada B.C

Yo bro can I ketch a lift to dinktown.

Think twice before you fuck with him, he’s from dinktown.

dinktown by Shit disturber 2.0 November 13, 2018

drunktown 

The popular tourist destination for those embarking on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.

"Wow. It's only five-thirty, and Rex is already well on his way to Drunktown!"

drunktown by malbuff October 28, 2022

Drunktown 

That popular tourist destination, a regular stop on the Alcohol Express. Tickets often include a sidetrip to nearby Vomitville.

"Holy Toledo! It's only five-thirty, and Rex is already well on his way to Drunktown!"

Drunktown by malbuff October 28, 2022