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Drinkers remorse 

The feeling of sadness you have the day after (having hang overs). Often you feel a bit embarrassed by the things you did the day before. Also, often people who have been out drinking tend to be a bit depressed the next day presumably because of a chemical reaction in the brain caused by the alcohol consumption.
person1: how are you today? you were proper wasted yesterday!
person2: yeah. It was not my finest hour, if now what i'm saying... I'm feeling the drinkers remorse today
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Drinkers Closet

The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.
Drinkers Closet by KEJIAN March 4, 2009

Drinkers Corner 

Area used by wino's, most notably a section of Brockwell Park, South London, designated by Lambeth Council for the very purpose. A postcard actually got delivered to the following address this week (mid September 2006) :

Drinkers Corner
Brockwell Park
Herne Hill
London SE24

Royal Mail praised the postie's local knowledge
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Tea Drinkers

Individuals from the bottom rung of society who spend their time drinking obnoxious warm liquids made from whatever leaves they dig out from the backyards. Not only do these elitist degenerates revel in their hipster devotion to their sacred drink, but they derive unnecessary and somewhat discomforting joy out of discussing it. Widely considered the early signs of a future career as an unemployed vegan hippy, as they become even more entrenched in their cult-like appreciation of 'tree-semen', they tend to seclude themselves and exercise a self-imposed outcast from the rest of society.
"Shit dude, check out those tea drinkers over there."
"Ugh how can they drink that stuff. It looks gross. I should probably try it to find out..."
"Nah man, you don't want to become one of them... bloody hippies... probably eat vegan mousse too."

Drinkers Pocket 

you go out for a good clubbing / drinking session with alot of notes. Every time you go to the bar you pull out a note to pay with. 'Drinkers Pocket' is what you have the next morning when you put on the trousers you had on the night before. or search trough them to find your cash
last night i went out with £100. ordered a fair few drinks, the next morning i checked my pockets, i had "drinkers Pocket with around £25-£30 left all in £1, 50p and other coins.
Drinkers Pocket by Matt2210 June 8, 2010

Drinkers guilt 

When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.
"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"
Drinkers guilt by PapaRegs December 8, 2013

drinkers regret 

Drinkers regret usually happens the day of the hangover, but it will likely surface long after that. It's that time of the day when you feel guilty and embarrassed, for no known reason, and then all of a sudden the images of you at the party enter your mind, and you recall in vivid detail all the spirited things you said and the outrageously exaggerated emotions you experienced. And you wonder how anyone could still like you after that night. And then you argue with yourself, pondering why people shouldn’t like you more instead. After all, being spirited, showing passion and emotion, dancing, and humiliating yourself shatters the ego and breaks the ice.
Brian: Man, I have serious drinkers regret today, and that party was a last week. I bet everyone thinks I'm a fucking idiot, and possibly gay because I did drink from some dudes' beer bottle. What!? I just wanted to have a taste. I would never do that when I'm sober though! And on top of it, I started dancing with sub-par skills.

Steve: Well mate, look on the bright side, at least you didn't take shots of your own urine or make out with some dude. And it's better to dance horribly than to not dance at all in my opinion, because at least it breaks the ice and people aren't scared of socializing with you in the future. Besides, most everyone is focused on their own drinkers regret.

Brian: Thanks ay, I do feel better. It’s all part of being human.
drinkers regret by sleepfan May 3, 2014