when you take a steamy poop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.
Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?
Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.
Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.
by glock15 March 28, 2011
Sea·son·al Dread \ˈsē-zən-əl 'dred\
1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.
2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.
3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Feelings of hopelessness, personal lament, or melancholy that are directly related to long durations of unfavorable weather patterns or temperature.
2. Feeling listlessness and bored after being stuck inside a house throughout a Minnesota winter with nothing to do except play Jenga by yourself.
3. Hatred of mother nature for the unfortunate tundra region you live in.
1. Billy was overcome by a feeling of seasonal dread as he looked out the window and realized the empty wasteland that was his backyard would be covered with 2-feet of snow another 4 months.
2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
2. The snow yetti was filled with an overwhelming sense of seasonal dread upon the realization that all his Perrenials were not planted below the frost line.
by scanner_obscura February 9, 2011
Deadhead: I was jammin' out to some soul soothing Grapefruit Dread the other day, man, it was sweeeet.
Uncle Jerry, man, rest in peace.
Young'un: You mean Jerry Garcia? And Grateful Dead?
Deadhead: *facepalm.*
Uncle Jerry, man, rest in peace.
Young'un: You mean Jerry Garcia? And Grateful Dead?
Deadhead: *facepalm.*
by TimeKilledTheDead December 17, 2011
The small twiddly bits of toilet tissue that linger amongst and cling to the female labia, after she has wiped away urine.
"my, you sure wind up with a lot of dread cleets after using that value brand toilet tissue"
"her labia was hench and she had bare dread cleets gwarnin."
"i love a girl with plenty dread cleets."
"her labia was hench and she had bare dread cleets gwarnin."
"i love a girl with plenty dread cleets."
by Charberto January 21, 2010
A term that is used in various islands throughout the Caribbean/ West Indies -
Cha'
1) Can be used like 'omg', 'ouch!', 'yeah right' or 'kmt' (kiss my teeth)
Dread
1) Refers to any person like 'mate', 'dude' or 'friend' etc.
So Cha' dread can be an equivalent to 'omg dude'
Cha'
1) Can be used like 'omg', 'ouch!', 'yeah right' or 'kmt' (kiss my teeth)
Dread
1) Refers to any person like 'mate', 'dude' or 'friend' etc.
So Cha' dread can be an equivalent to 'omg dude'
1)
Girl1: Did you remember to bring your phone?
Boy1: Cha' dread! No, I forgot.
2)
Boy1: Hey dread, how was the party?
Boy2: Cha' man it was real good!
Girl1: Did you remember to bring your phone?
Boy1: Cha' dread! No, I forgot.
2)
Boy1: Hey dread, how was the party?
Boy2: Cha' man it was real good!
by hubbabubba94 September 2, 2011
all sexccc black men have freeform dreads
by immadatmybf May 31, 2022