downtime 

1. Relaxing, chilling out
2. (Geeky) Period of time when a server or service is unavailable

1. I've been working all week, let's get a bottle of vodka and have some downtime at my place.
2. There was some downtime on SlashDot earlier today, and thousands of nerds were later found dead, of self-inflicted stab wounds.

downtime by Evil Timmy November 22, 2003

downtime 

down-time: downtime

n : a period of time when you do absolutely nothing besides sit on your ass.

"I was so tired, i decided i needed to have a little downtime."

downtime by curtis November 25, 2003

Debbie Downsize 

Someone who is always talking about the potential for being laid off, and tries to get others to be worried with her. A variation on the term Debbie Downer from Saturday Night Live.

Johnny: Man JT is always talking about layoffs. It's starting to make me worry!

Sloan: I know, he is such a Debbie Downsize.

Debbie Downsize by AlastairRobertoMichaelson May 7, 2009

downtilly 

another way of saying downtown.

lets go to downtilly and smoke some blunts!

downtilly by marcus90 August 3, 2008

downsize 

To reduce the size of company by firing employees, usually with the intention of compromising for something else.

The bastards fired me because they plan to downsize just to increase profits.

downsize by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008

facebook downtime 

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.

There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.

facebook downtime by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010

downtime 

free time, leisure time

I have more downtime if I get the task done when I get home.

downtime by Light Joker May 27, 2005