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downtime 

1. Relaxing, chilling out
2. (Geeky) Period of time when a server or service is unavailable
1. I've been working all week, let's get a bottle of vodka and have some downtime at my place.
2. There was some downtime on SlashDot earlier today, and thousands of nerds were later found dead, of self-inflicted stab wounds.
downtime by Evil Timmy November 22, 2003
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uppies and downies 

Uppies and Downies is a game played in Workington, Cumbria, England. Basically, grown men chase a small ball through the town from one end to the other, upper town versus lower town. It sometimes gets quite violent.
"Ere marra, how did ya lose ya finger?"
"Uppies and downies pal, uppies and downies."
uppies and downies by "Jonesy" July 13, 2006

downtime 

down-time: downtime

n : a period of time when you do absolutely nothing besides sit on your ass.
"I was so tired, i decided i needed to have a little downtime."
downtime by curtis November 25, 2003

facebook downtime 

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
facebook downtime by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010

downtime 

I have more downtime if I get the task done when I get home.
downtime by Light Joker May 27, 2005
"Downies with Brownies."
downies by court December 2, 2004

social downtime 

A parenting tactic. Formerly known as “grounding” less offensive yet all encompassing to today’s teenager lifestyle.
After she decided to vape, her mom gave her social downtime. #SDT
social downtime by Bamawhitney January 20, 2019