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Douchebagery 

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
Douchebagery by Zack November 25, 2004

douchbagerie 

the act, or state of being a douchbag.
did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.
douchbagerie by cpn January 13, 2008

douchbaggery 

The act of having a popped collar, sunglasses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not participating in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche Bag!!!!
The Douchbaggery of those douchbags was douch baggle!!!!

Douchebagery 

adj.; the act, actions, or status of being a "douchebag"
Tim was being such a jerk, that I couldn't stand his "douchebagery" anymore and I punched him in the head.
Douchebagery by Josh Meyer May 6, 2006

douchbagery 

(douch-bag-ery)
The universal measurement of how much a douche/douchbag some is or is being at any given time.
wow i cant believe you pulled that bukkshit! your douchbagery is fukin astounding!
douchbagery by jibbarousseau May 29, 2009

Douchebagery 

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.
"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"
Douchebagery by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010

douchebagery 

The act or practice of being a douche bag

Being up to his usual douchebagery, old Bill called his wife to pick him up from the poker game early.
douchebagery by Dawson27 September 11, 2007